DITA REICHOVÁ
ceo
Probably the most beautiful woman in the world. At least for her husband. However, the combination of her native Zlín and German ancestry made her a terror to the rest of the agency. She wants to pay invoices on time, demands punctuality, receipts delivered unwrinkled, moderation in spending on coffee. When she utters the sentence: "Tomorrow we have a status report", the horror on the faces of those present is obvious. But we like her because she's actually nice.
ČESTMÍR BENDA
cd
His life credo is still "sex, drugs, rock and roll", which is weird. As an old man, a) he should have his wits about him by now, and b) his short legs and Moravian parish priest persona just don't fit with that. Plus the flower children slogan is so cheerful, while Chester is cynical, sarcastic, rude, assertive to the point of tears. But we like him because he's great to drink with.
HARU
doorman
The name Haru means spring in Japanese. Why in Japanese none of us know. It certainly doesn't smell like spring, but rather the smell of an old moldy carpet. She snorts, drools, pees and is a champion in meteorism. Yet we like her a lot, because she likes us a lot.
MATĚJ POLÁK
art director
A combination of a modest, quiet, talented autistic, completely useless for practical life. What's at least approximate punctuality. Or the ability to forget little things, like picking up his paycheck. His girls love him like a panda bear at first, then later they jerk their heads, drool a little, and from the indistinct mumbling one can make out the phrase: it's futile, futile, futile. But we love him, we are not his wives.
BÁRA BARTULÍKOVÁ
client service
Probably the longest legs in the world. It is difficult to write about her because she has no defects, except for a small filling of the rib cage. Actually, there's something else: her care for her own offspring is unbearable. It's not for nothing that she's nicknamed "the hen" behind her back. It must be said that she also considers her husband to be her child, which suits him just fine. But we love her, and now and then she's a leek on us.
ONDŘEJ KÁBELE
production manager
Unbearable for a man, the other sex, however, turns south in his presence, That's because he is handsome, slim, runs in the morning, linguistically equipped, doesn't drink beer, understands wine, loving father, husband under the slipper. You can see why men are wary of him. He could be irreparably infected. Horrible! But we like him because, unlike the other slackers here at the agency, he's working his ass off.